Duration: 30 minutes
Form: Music Playing on the background
Program Presenter: Abu Peter
Synopsis
This
is a radio program that will focus on cracking jokes about issues
surroundibng the society, these issues will border on the major scenes
starting from our alma-matter Auchi Polytechnic Auchi up to our nation
Nigeria and the world at large.
Cue in
Signature tune(3 minutes)
Presenter: Before we start, i will like to say that what ever we say here, is in currect Queens English so please get your English Lexicon near you. Ehen.. ona welcome ones again to comedy talks wey we dey call Comedy 001. Na me me your tush pigin English presenter, Abu Peter nai dey here to make ona lough out, but i beg ona, wen you won laough, count your teeth first so that you go make sure say e still correct for the end of the programme... hahah!
Akpos, a guy you all may have been hearing about, won 100 million naira lottery which he kept in a Ghana must go bag. This guy burried the bag under a tree, and snaped the spot with a camera. Days later, Akpos borded a plane to London. As he was on his way, he brought out the picture from the the camera, looked at it very closely find out that there was a boy on the tree, stiaring at the spot with smiles, when he took the shot. If you were Akpos, what will you do?
Let's go for a short musical break while you think. I'll be back shortly.(7 minutes)
Cue in music: " Monkey go market, e no come back" by Oligbese (5 minutes).
