Comedy 001

Duration: 30 minutes 

Form: Music Playing on the background

Program Presenter: Abu Peter

Synopsis

This is a radio program that will focus on cracking jokes about issues surroundibng the society, these issues will border on the major scenes starting from our alma-matter Auchi Polytechnic Auchi up to our nation Nigeria and the world at large.

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Signature tune(3 minutes)


Presenter:  Before we start, i will like to say that what ever we say here, is in currect Queens English so please get your English Lexicon near you.  Ehen.. ona welcome ones again to comedy talks wey we dey call Comedy 001. Na me me your tush pigin English presenter, Abu Peter nai dey here to make ona lough out, but i beg ona, wen you won laough, count your teeth first so that you go make sure say e still correct for the end of the programme... hahah!
 
Akpos, a guy you all may have been hearing about, won 100 million naira lottery which he kept in a Ghana must go bag. This guy burried the bag under a tree, and snaped the spot with a camera. Days later, Akpos borded a plane to London. As he was on his way, he brought out the picture from the the camera, looked at it very closely find out that there was a boy on the tree, stiaring at the spot with smiles, when he took the shot. If you were Akpos, what will you do?
Let's go for a short musical break while you think. I'll be back shortly.(7 minutes)

Cue in music: " Monkey go market, e no come back" by Oligbese (5 minutes).

Presenter: Hope you've being dancing to that music by our own Edo - based Oligbese for Sale, more beautiful music are cued up just to keep you dancing. The next story i have for you, is about General Alex. General Alex  who has being monitoring the movement of his only child because he suspects that she has being doing some "kurukere" movements. On this faithful day, her boyfriend, Paul called, expecting to hear a soft, light voice saying 'hello', but heard the voice of General Alex. 'Hello, may i know you?'
 said he and after knowing whos voice that was, Paul answered, ' Emm.. i am Frank Edoho from WHO WANTS TO BE  A MILLIONAIRE, Joy's friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 million naire. Her time starts now:
Paul: When are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning
B. Afternoon
C. Night
Joy: C. Night
Paul: Are you sure, final answer?
Joy: Yes, final answer.(8 minutes)

Musical Break(2 minute)

Presenter: This is how we will come to the end of the programme this week, hope you enjoyed it? I know you did, until i come your way next week, same time, stay blessed!(1 minute)

Signature tune(2 minutes)

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